Expert Shield *Lifetime Guarantee* – THE Screen Protector for: (Nikon D800 / D800E / D800S / D810 Crystal Clear)

Just swapped your wage packet for a Nikon camera? Good decision. Where some people respond to the smile of a new-born infant or the aroma of lavender, you have your priorities straight. For you, it's a nicely weighted casing, hi-res display, a lightning-fast chip and a bundle of touch-sensitive electrodes.

The same feelings apply, of course, to your Galaxy, your iPad, your Kindle or even your TomTom. We get it. These things are cool.

But what about scratches? How will you preserve all that mirrored beauty and perfection of form?

Ah, you bought a screen protector? Maybe you spent a couple of bucks. But you soon realized you might as well have used plastic wrap. Your screen had more bubbles than a foam machine at a kids' party.

Luckily, you've got Expert Shield. Money can't buy a better screen protector. (Although we will accept a used Maserati.) They're guaranteed for life.

What makes Expert Shield screen protectors so darn good? Well, you know those triple-choc brownies you love? Well, we adopt a similar layered approach.

The first layer is silicone gel that grips your screen like a magnet (without actually being one). We then layer in an ultra-hard mask to keep off deeper scratches. Finally, the top layer is a durable plastic that keeps your Kindle screen as shiny and bright as a spinifer. Whatever that is.

Customer service? Your screen protector is precision-cut according to make and model. It'll last longer than any other. There's no glue or residue. And under your guarantee, we'll replace it in the time it takes to say 'FREE lint cloth'.

Order online and you'll also receive a finest-quality, lint cleaning cloth - completely FREE of charge.

Buy now. Or risk unbearable sadness.